- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Frown is a four letter word.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Star Wars

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.