What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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