Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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