69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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cms.......?????

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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