Knock Knock. Come in.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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The WNBA.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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