- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock Knock. Come in.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

The WNBA.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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