Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Small titties.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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