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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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