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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Knock knock Come in!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

robin, get in the car.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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