How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Blarg

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Anti Joke

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