- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

roses are red, violets are violet

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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