My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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