What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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