- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

c+t+c?

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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