Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Johnson stops eating

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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