Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What is worse than hell?

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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