Homosexual babies? It's a choice

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A fat boy walked into a party

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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