a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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