What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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