Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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women leaving the kitchen

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Homework.

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