How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Penis in a box.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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women leaving the kitchen

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Compton

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DOWN

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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