Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poop

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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666

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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