When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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666

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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