Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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25

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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