- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

9/11/2001

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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