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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

who smells? •Liam

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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