How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Anne Frank.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

balls in ya mouf

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Johnson stops eating

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Anti Joke

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