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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

George W. Bush

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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