Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

American Idol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

You know George Washington? He died.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's up? The sky.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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