- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

George Bush.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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