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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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