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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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