A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Gabe Mercado

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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