- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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