A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Penis.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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