- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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