Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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