how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Gestapo.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

JEWS

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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