- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

don't look behind you

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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