Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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wnba

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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