- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

bum sex lol

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