I am on a escalator.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

YOLO MAH BROLO

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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