What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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obama

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why did I get raped

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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