Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Nothing yet CC

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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