What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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who farted your mother

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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