- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Vagina ass.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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