What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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shea kisses a girl

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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