- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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