A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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My pet rock died.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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