What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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the real mccoy

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hi patrick

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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