Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

A russian gives away vodka.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

my namew is jd

I have no ideas.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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