- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The penn state football administration

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Hippopatomous!

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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