what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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