- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

twilight

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

So a black man hails a taxi...

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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