- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

No. Yes.

verry nice how mUCH?

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

PENlS.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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