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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Wy did the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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