what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What number comes after 29? 30.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

LOL May Wong

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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