How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Girls Basketball.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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