Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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hi corey

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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women's rights

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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conrad profit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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