Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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¿melano?

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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69, hahaha

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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T-Dog scare me

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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