"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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A black guy with his family.

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asian drivers.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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