What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A horse cantered into a bar.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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