- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Scientology.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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