What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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conrad profit

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Anti Joke

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