Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Smart Blondes

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terry stockton is straight

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Penis

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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