- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I have a crush on my dad.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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