What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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