Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Your mom.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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