whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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