what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Wats a joke?

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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