- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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