What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

My butt!!!!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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