Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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