p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Knock Knock Yes?

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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