what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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dislike this...please.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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