- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Why did the child step on a ball?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Romney 2012

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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