The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

whats 2+2? 4

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Farts smell bad!

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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