- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How many dislikes can this get?

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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