- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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