- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

PENlS.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Your time.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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