Vagina ass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Knock knock Come In.......

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

5

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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