Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Anti Joke

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