How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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a ginger has a soul

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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69

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Justin Beiber

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Joe Biden

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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