How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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poop

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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baby loves lalma

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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