- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Obamacare haters

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Anti Joke

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