Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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who eats pencils asians

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Poop

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Reed is poopin

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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