- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Women

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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