what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

¿melano?

Scientology.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Hi my name is Jim

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