What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Farts smell bad!

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