what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Are you Drew?

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Blarg

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Why? Because!

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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hi corey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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