What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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