BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

So. The gays. ...

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Take my wife- to the store.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

womens rights to vote

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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