Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Stephen Walking.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Homework.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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