My butt!!!!!!!!

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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conrad profit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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