What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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