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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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