Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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