What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Joe Biden

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who is mark

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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You

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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fkda

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Ebola

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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