A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A jew go out of a bar

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Nice weather we're having.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

alert("The Game");//

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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