- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's brown and sticky? Poo

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A fat boy walked into a party

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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